After I gulped down a whole mouthful of supposedly clean and purified water which has supposedly gone through microfiltration, reverse osmosis and UV disinfection, I looked into the cup and what did I see? A FUACKING BUG IN MY FUACKING WATER, AT LEAST 5 TIMES BIGGER THAN AN ANT. I DON'T EVER WANNA DRINK WATER AGAIN.

I hate you, life.
You're making a fool of me,
making me sneeze the whole day,
not entitling me to an ability to cut chicken properly,
giving me 4 chapters to study for history,
causing me to miss out the whole "double irony" part for lit,
and awarding me with a bug in my water.
I. hate. you.

I wanna sleep. ):