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Monday, June 30, 2008 @ 11:29 PM
Dedicated to my not-so-charming Stalker (:

(now 23:29, still considered as 30th June right?)

ETHEL KOH SI YING!

This picture was taken at Cameron Highlands a month ago.
Haha, so cute. I meant me, not you, Ethel! (jk) :D

What can I say? The usual "Happy Birthday"?
Nah, I shan't. I shall say... HAPPY BOOBDAY. Suits you best.
1 year closer to your legality of engaging in sex ah.
(I conveniently copied this from your tagboard, lol -.-)
Don't feel aroused especially in the presence of me.

If I'm not wrong, my senses are telling me you're dreaming of me now..
Kkk, I wanna sleep too and have a nightmare dreaming of you. Night. (:

P/S: I've yet to find 20 cents on the floor, I've definitely not grown 2cm taller, Moley Wee has also yet to come to sch in a bikini and nothing kewl happened yet. This post was just an exception.




Saturday, June 28, 2008 @ 10:20 PM
Aiya, nothing to say lah.

Out of the doubt that fills my mind, I somehow find....
running 2.4km (which was 3 days ago) does alot of harm like spraining my neck.
Frankly speaking, I'm not sure how I sprained it either.
Maybe I fell of the bed unknowingly or something. Buh.

School's as usual. Nothing much, nothing less.
So sick of drawing curved graphs. [inserts teacher's name] just keeps demanding us to redraw the same old graph over and over again. Argh, ran out of graph paper again.

Haii, so many birthday presents to get. So many graphs to draw. So many decisions to make. So many things to research (acutally only 1 lah).

I think playing this game can occupy your whole night. Good luck.
http://armorgames.com/play/1043/the-worlds-hardest-game

I'll post again when:
  • I find 20 cents on the floor
  • I grow another 2cm
  • Moley Wee comes to school in a bikini
  • Something kewl happens

    With a great big wink and thumbs up from me to you,
    Sarah. (^_-)b




  • Tuesday, June 24, 2008 @ 9:32 PM
    Botak here, Botak there, Botak botak everywhere

    P.E. was kewl today :)
    I skipped a total of 261 times, which means 26.1 bowls of rice for the poor. Well done, Sarah. *pats own shoulder* I kept sleeping during class today, though I slept early last night. I think I'm suffering from the jet-lagging disease that the Choir people are emitting. O:

    Seeing Wendy is like seeing a bitch wearing a Sari(sp?).

    Seeing Zul is like seeing Adam.
    Seeing Adam is like seeing Nabil.
    Seeing Nabil is like seeing Zul again.
    Seeing any of them is like seeing all 3 of them.

    Seeing Sugi tmr will be my worst nightmare.
    Haiii, I've grown 0.2cm taller. Goodbye.

    "Sow is a female pig"
    "SHAPORK!!!! SITI IS A SOW!!!!"
    Hmm, what's the male pig called then?




    Sunday, June 22, 2008 @ 5:29 PM
    Gothika



    Last night, I borrowed some VCDs from daddy to watch. He lent me Gothika, and told me it was a thriller movie. The moment I played the VCD, a face of a devil suddenly appeared and roared, then some eerie music was played. Obviously it was a horror movie and obviously daddy lied to me. -.- Anw, I watched Disc 1 alone in my room (can die, I think got 3 times heart attack?), then I forced sissy to watch Disc 2 with me. (:

    I'm currently typing my History report and D&T Reflection + Evaluation in Century Gothic to make its content look more. Not bad uh the font, fat fat round round, can take up some space.

    DAMMIT, can't wait for sch to start so I can hang out with Boobies again, yet I dread sch to start 'cause I haven't completed all my hwk. -.-
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    Use the first letter of your first name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things - nothing made up. You cannot use your own name for the boy/girl names.

    1. Your name:
    Sarah.

    2. A 4 letter word:
    Siol.

    3. A vehicle:
    Stellacycle.

    4. A boy’s name:
    Si Rong.

    5. A girl’s name:
    Sandy :B

    6. An occupation:
    Sycorlogeez.

    7. Something you wear:
    Strings, G-strings. *moves eyebrow up and down*

    8. A celebrity:
    Sylvester Sim.

    9. Something found in a bathroom:
    S.E.X. He still in the toilet drying.

    10. Reason for being late:
    Something cropped up.

    11. Something you shout:
    Sia lah!

    12. A body part:
    Skull.

    13. Word to describe yourself:
    Sad :(

    Tagged: Boob Dynasty, Apple Gang, Felicia K, Hajar, Jannah and Yashesh. LOL.




    Saturday, June 21, 2008 @ 7:32 PM
    Zhixian, S.E.X, Mac's, Band camp

    Monday
    I was supposed to pass ZhiXian my 7-eleven book in the morning at sch today, but I woke up late, thus he gave me a 'shelling'.... "Fck lah. Jus nw i went sch for soccer but dun haf. Then i call u nvr pick up. So go hme liao. Hw?" The same thing happened last Friday too. Poor him :S

    As I said in my previous post, I was planning to chiong my hwk today..... but oh well, I'll leave that to tmr instead when I go to the library/Mac's with WenHui and co. Ah, procrastinate as always. (:

    Tuesday
    Some unknown idiot called me at 0744 and I thought it was just my alarm clock so I hanged up on him/her, then I couldn't get to slp again, argh. Got out of bed, opened the window, soaked up all the sunlight, and exclaimed, "ah, what a beautiful morning we're having today". Just kidding.

    The first thing I did was take out my half-done Lit essay (yes yes, as hardworking as it seems). While working on it, I happened to notice S.E.X. hanging on my pencil case, all dirty and black. It was such an eyesore, and I couldn't take it anymore, so I ....


    gave it a bath,

    brushed his teeth,
    (I guess his mouth's as big as his face..)

    and dried him.

    There, all clean and bright! (:
    Pssst, can you see my music book at the back? *points to woman's face*

    The whole process was real btw, except the brushing teeth part. No way am I g'na share my toothbrush with a lifeless red figure made of cloth and cotton wool. Sorry baby, didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

    Anyway, rushed to Macs afterwards to meet WenHui, KhaiQi, Vinnie, YingZheng, Brian, Joshua, Joel and JJ, with intensions to complete all our homework. I felt so hardworking for once. In such an environment, we still managed to concentrate and complete at least half of all our undone hwk. We should really do this more often, agree? :B


    TOA chia!

    KhaiQi just loves my name. Everyone does. (:

    I hate people who keep asking me for HeyMath answers and get fed up with me when I refuse to. Can't you just rack your brains for a mere 1 hour to complete the quiz properly? I mean, it's okay to ask around for a couple of difficult questions, but all 15 goddamn questions? You're officially a LAZY BUM.

    Anyway, the unknown idiot which I mentioned earlier was actually Humaira :P

    Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
    Band Camp was... I don't know.
    I was just so looking forward to the Nightwalk lah.
    Argh, let's not go into details.
    Mr. Kajiyama's a really amazing guy. (8

    Well, nothing much happened.
    Just the usual sunburns, brusied knees and aching limbs.
    We have 2 new 'sisters' joining our section:
    Xing jiejie (XingJie) and Song jiejie (YiSong).
    姐妹们 unite! HAHA.

    Anw, on the last day of camp, mummy came to pick me up. Thank God 'cause I was like half dead + my bag was heavy please. Just as we were approaching the lift, we saw a crowd thr. I was praying like mad that the lift didn't break down, but I guess Lady Luck just wasn't on my side. I was like FUCK IT I'M SO TIRED ALRDY YET YOU EXPECT ME TO CLIMB 21 FLOORS?! Okay, so I chilled, and we thought of an idea. We decided to get a quick bite at Han's before checking out on the lift again. Luckily the technician came to fix it afterwards.

    Today
    YET ANOTHER DAY WASTED.
    Homework left: History, D&T reflection/evaluation/3D-drawing, IPW.

    I woke up around noon when mummy called me up to join her for lunch, so I got changed and got ready to meet her at the carpark. THE LIFT FUCKING BROKE DOWN AGAIN, SO I FUCKING CLIMBED 21 STOREYS DOWN. I mean, it just broke down last week and it broke down again 2 days in a row?! Screw those technicians man. Argh, forget it.

    Does anyone have a Grandmother who can speak English and is aware of WW2? If yes, contact me at sarah.0310@hotmail.com please. Much appreciated, urgh.

    Hurts. Being. A. Messenger.




    Sunday, June 15, 2008 @ 10:51 PM
    The Happening

    Happy Father's day!
    Thanks for your Portable Singing Pen ah, Lummy. Love it very much. Erm, good son? HAHA. Anw, instead of me getting my father a Father's day gift, he bought me a new phone. Cool or what? :D



    Just gotta love those golden sides :B

    Happy birthday YuHang!
    Sushi or not, you're still the gayest on Earth. 'Gay' has 2 meanings. 1 means having or showing a merry/lively mood, and 1 means a homosexual person. We both know very well which one I was referring to, yeah? However, gay is good, so stay gay forever. Bezz fwenx f0reber! NOT. (:
    ----------------------------------
    Met up with OWen, WeiRui and KaiNi at LJS. Kenneth and EeZeng were thr too. EeZeng lagi best man. He was like "who is KaiNi ah?" when she was just right beside him. -.- After tht, Kenneth and EeZeng went to buy stuffs, while we went to catch 'The Happening'. I bet the director was saddistic enough to come up with shit like an insane old lady banging her head on glass windows. Gross. You should have seen how freaked out KaiNi was, haha. Anw, (TOA) Chia joined us afterwards, and they bought a shirt for KaiNi for her belated birthday present. This is how it looks like:

    ( . )( . )
    I'm slippery when it's wet

    HAHA SICK. KaiNi still got changed into that shirt, but she wore a jacket over all the way till the MRT station. -___-

    Ah, I think I'm g'na chiong all my homework tmr. No time to waste, babe. Goodbye, till after Band Camp maybe? Argh, can't wait for Band Camp.




    Saturday, June 14, 2008 @ 10:26 PM
    Webcaming and catching up

    Webcaming with Stella ella ella eh eh ehz (yesterday).




    Shit, now everyone sees the gay side of me.
    I have a very unglam photo of Stella with her hairband taken down and her hair puffed up, but being the goodest friend on Earth ever, I shall not post it. (:

    Left early from Band today and went for a Father's day celebration dinner just now. For that, I didn't get my camp booklet, dammit. Anw, I heard I'm in Shannon's grp tgt with KhaiQi, hoho! :B K anw, I hanged out with JiaKang at the Laguna Park's playground after dinner. Haven't seen/talked to him for a long time man, really missed those days when we get to see each other every week. He's moved on quite a fair bit with his life, I wonder when I'll start experiencing whatever he's experiencing now.. Let's not go into details. I hate you, JiaKang! You're still 1 head taller than me.

    I think I have veggie stuck in between my teeth.
    So stubborn and irritating, tsk. Goodnight.




    Friday, June 13, 2008 @ 9:34 PM
    The largest discovery ever

    Okay, I feel like it now, so count yourself lucky.

    I made a teeny weeny discovery today!
    "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
    So I'mma make the largest discovery tomorrow :B
    Okay, anyway:
    Dance Dance - Fall Out Boy

    Kidnap My Heart (Rock Version) - The Click Five

    The introduction to both songs are EXACTLY the same. Well, not exactly, but yeah, almost. It's just played in different octaves or whatever-you-call-it. So are Love Song - Sarah Bareilles and So Much Love - The Rocket Summer (which I've noticed long ago). I'm just too bored to observe such things really.

    Speaking abt similarities, which brings me to the next topic: I keep mistakening Daveena for Arefa, dammit. I think they look so alike. Why doesn't anyone agree with me?!

    Okay anyway, did I mention we have 3 Sec 1 male clarinetists now? Nah, I doubt I did. So yeah, Enoch and Marc joined us yesterday. Together with HauBin, it makes 3. And if the rumours were true, Kevin would be joining us too. THAT'LL BE 4. This batch damn power man. \m/ Bitch, Marc betrayed us, but 3 is still alot btw. (8

    Sigh, look at me (and you'll see nothing).
    I'm like blending in with the night!
    Don't try to cheer me up, the picture shows it all. )':
    Some magical cream which can make my skin 3 tones lighter would really make my night now, though I'll get all sad and emotional again the next morning when the sun comes out.
    ---------------
    Rules: blogger who has been tagged has to start with 10 random facts about themselves .
    At the end of this , you have to choose 10 people and tag them abut this quiz :D

    Tagged by: Stella and Felicia K.

    10 random facts:
    1) I have Indonesian, Japanese and Dutch blood. Stella, I win :B
    2) My very first blog url was: http://www.wiish-up0n-a-starr.blogspot.com/. Gaylord.
    3) Erm, I used to be crazy over Blink 182. Now I'm only semi-crazy. /:
    4) I've been switching from Nokia to Sony Ericsson, from Sony Ericsson to Nokia, from Nokia to Sony Ericsson again, and it goes on. I think I'm g'na stick to SE from now.
    5) When I was P5, my msn nickname was: .::SaRaH::. (ip)
    6) My mom wanted to name me Putri/Natasha. WTF!!!!
    7) My surname was supposedly Harlim, but they cut off the Har ._.
    8) I have something to confess. I forgot abt my 5th month anniversary with Nadzirah, which was ytd. Sorry baby, iie stiill lurbbex euuxz! x3
    9) 22/454 of my msn contacts are blocked, and 1 of which would be my dad :B
    10) I took 1 day 1 night to complete this post (:

    10 people I wanna tag :
    I really can't think of anyone now, lolz.
    OWen, Joel and Chia maybe?




    Thursday, June 12, 2008 @ 11:53 PM
    Chris' bday party / Stella's true colours

    Yesterday
    Christopher's Birthday Party.

    Yas called and said she met JiaYing and co. at Bedok Int. on their way to Christopher's birthday party, so we decided to go to Chris' house to celebrate his birthday AND discuss our project at the same time instead (though we didn't in the end). Kill 2 birds with 1 stone :D

    Watched 'Enchanted' for the 1st time (sorry people I knw I very slow). VERY NICE AH THE SHOW. If I had the skills of Princess Jessel(sp?), I think I'll make better inner wears than Triumph and makes lotsa lotsa money, bwaha $_$ After tht, we played DDR, Digimon and O2mania. I'm too lazy to continue, you may refer to Benjamin's blog for further elaboration/more pictures. Btw, loved the strawberry cheesecake. (;

    Group picture.

    Singing the birthday song.

    Everybody CHEESEEEE :D

    Peace, yo. (walao my hand kena cut off)

    ---------------------
    Bitched so much today.
    Stella, all your fault lolz.
    Stop picking shells lah, pick sand better :B
    I MISS YOU, SALLY BABY.

    Haiiiiii, thr's nothing much to blog abt nowadays.
    Screw you, you, you, you, you and you.
    Goodbye world, till I feel like it.

    For the time being:
  • Research on Les Miserables
  • Research on Phantom of the Opera
  • Reflection/evidence for Arts Fest
  • Research on cams, linkages, gears, levers and pulleys
  • 7-Eleven 读后感
  • HeyMath! 1 2 3 4
  • Lit Essay 1a 1b
  • History Interview Report
  • IPW!!!!!!

    http://behindthetxrget.blogspot.com/




  • Monday, June 9, 2008 @ 10:19 AM
    The Singapore Flyer

    Saturday, Sunday, Today.

    Happy birthday WaiHuin!(6/6)
    Happy birthday sister! (7/6)
    Happy birthday HongZhou! (8/6)

    My Saturday and half of ytd were spent with my family celebrating my sister's birthday at the SMOU Family Day Carvinal and the Singapore Flyer, which was such a let-down 'cause it was moving at such a shockingly 'fast' speed. After watching Kungfu Panda, I was just wondering how Po had a duck for his father. Duck + Panda = Panda? Duck + duck = Panda still? That's so unfair to the nobel duck species. My mind is filled with incoherent thoughts, forget what I just said.

    Grandma seems so constipated O_O

    Mummy is white. Sarah is black.

    So pink!

    The people behind so tin tei.

    They just keep growing and growing.
    (overtaking me alrdy T.T)

    123!

    The retarded signature pose which I can only execute single-handedly. -__-

    Bang, bang, die.

    I came, I saw, I conquered (this useless cabin).

    On top of the world! (not exactly)

    I felt so annoyed and restless by 1pm 'cause the carnival was so uninteresting and I had to accompany my sister to queue up for a glitter tatoo which she wanted so badly for an hour, where people, who obviously don't understand the term "QUEUE UP", just conveniently cut the queue. I managed to convince my sister out of the queue in the end anyway.

    The 2nd half of ytd was spent with Veena, Wendy, XinNi, Ryan and YuHang at Pasir Ris, with an intention to do something abt our music project.

    Before leaving the house...
    Me: be punctual ah! haha
    Wendy: ...

    1 hour later...
    Wendy: Fk.i goin 2 b late.
    Me: I just knew it. Haha, im gonna be early or punctual -.-
    Wendy: Where u?
    Me: Simei. 2 more stops only -.-
    Wendy: Zzz.i nt even at paya lebar yet.
    Me: See lah. Warn you to be early liao. Lol.
    Wendy: Hw i noe..when u reach ardy,sms me ah.
    Me: Reach alrdy. -.-

    The Arts Fest. was from 1630 to 2230, but we hardly stayed for long. We just snapped a few photos and left for dinner. YuHang and Ryan, being such spoilsports, ruined our game of hide-n-seek and refused to go to PRP, but went to Town Park instead in the end anw. After Veena's horrifying experience, YuHang just refused to place his butt on the Deadly Teacup. Hanged around the playground for awhile, then we went home.

    We were planning to go to PRP again tdy, but Ryan couldn't make it and I was too tired. YuHang was utterly disappointed. Now, I'm all perked up but I have absolutely nothing to do excluding my holiday assignments, which I really can't be bothered to even look at, though I'll have to sooner or later. I can't believe I just made a checklist of all the holiday assignments which I've yet to complete, it's like a list of the never-to-be-completed!

    P/s: I scored 14/20 for HeyMath! quiz 3. Fugger.




    Saturday, June 7, 2008 @ 8:18 PM
    One fine day with half of 2E

    Yesterday
    The plan was to 'fetch' YuHang from sch at 0845, then gather with the rest a 0900, but some things cropped up and I had to head back home agn, so Veena had to take the job of 'fetching' YuHang. (;

    Anw, I was the last to arrive at KLP and I got a shock of my life. The boys were dressed up like woah. KunJie was wearing a red and black striped cardigan and JunPeng WORE A NECKLACE!!! I think they called each other up the night before to plan what to wear 'cause 3/11 of 'em were 'coincidentally' wearing stripes. Power sia. *thumbs up*

    Focus on the stripes.

    My dream score lah seh.

    By then, the boys were almost done bowling. Most of the girls didn't want to watch Kungfu Panda, so the girls bowled while the boys + Indah and Joelle watched the movie.

    As expected, but I was better in the 2nd match!
    JiaYing got pwned upside down :B

    After 2 games, we went to have lunch at KFC. I'm damn sick of KFC, really. Whatever it takes, I'm not gonna eat fast food for the remaining of the June holidays anymore.

    Shrooms Burger Meal galore.

    Rocking on the drums and guitar.

    After camping at the arcade for an hour, the boys headed to Mountbattan CC to play Basketball, so we tagged along. I pity HongZhou man. Treat this, treat that, then I cope everything, LOL.

    Where was I?

    I was there! pleading the boys to go to Pasir Ris Park, but apparently they didn't entertain me -__-

    Me: KunJie, you going anot?
    KunJie: Not sure.
    Me: XuanHao, you going anot?
    XuanHao: Not sure.
    Me: Not sure, not sure, not sure. Everything also not sure. Haiii, my heart so broken. This is so demoralising, so depressing, so saddening, so....
    XuanHao: Your heart what. (meaning it's my heart, so it's none of his business)

    Haiiii, so went to Pasir Ris Park w/o them. On the way, we chatted abt how nice-on-the-inside/hot/irritating each 2E guy can be, and we concluded that 2E guys are the best, though 99.99% of the world's population detest them. Oh wellz. Anw, YuHang and Benjamin called to ask if they could join us too, so we waited for them at the library. When YuHang arrived, he was like "eh, we walk to PRP lah, 2 hours only..." Damn smart lor. Of course we didn't walk thr, we took a 403 thr and the same smartie pants made us drop a stop earlier so we still had to walk a distance in the end. Round of applause please -____-

    Sushi is camera shy.

    Sushi is emo.

    Sushi is really just a kid at heart.

    Sushi closeup.

    Sushi is reluctant to go down the slide.

    Sushi has finally decided to go down the slide.

    Sushi is figuring out how to play with the 2 green poles.

    Sushi is trying to break the seesaw.

    ENOUGH. The LAST of Sushi. -___-

    Put you hands up in the air and say "YO FUGGERS".

    Then put 'em down after it gets tired.

    Wooosh, the deadly teacup.

    Don't try this at home kidz.

    I was on the verge of dying.

    I'm a police officer yo.

    "Get down there now!"
    "I shall stay here even if it costs me to stand on 1 leg like a flamingo here forever"

    Suitable for children of 5 to 12 year old.
    P/s: can you spot me and Sushi?

    Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

    Meant to be some 12-handed goddess, but ended up to be a handless nothing?

    Zebragay :D

    My plaster is such an eyesore. -__-

    Tin tei :B

    123456!

    Had dinner with Joelle and JiaYing, then went home.
    I WANT ANOTHER CLASS OUTING.

    P/s: Credits to Benjamin for the photos ;D