Me and Stella were coming up with names for our future son/daughter. LAME! Cannot walk, cannot walk. Those underlined words are the possible surnames.

Chee Cheong Fan. Chin Shoulders Knees and Toes~ Eng Lish. Lets Goh. Khoo Man. Leong Time Ago. Swimmi Ng, Runnin Ng. Pang Fei Zhu. Sim Card, Sim Ilan Jiao, Sim Itai Ji. Soh Far Ni!!!!!!!!!! Bellgoes Ting, Ting Xie. Ten Toh (10 toes), Tham Up, Tham Down, CROOKED THAM! Ketch Yap. Yong Tau Fu. Koh Slaw. etc. etc. etc.

Imagine if your name was Slaw -.-
You, "OI SLAW!"
Slaw, "Simi taiji?"
Sim Itai Ji, "Yes, you called me??"
HAHAHAHA.