A contribution to the Apple Gang:

Good morning/afternoon/evening, fellow members of the Apple Gang. First and foremost, I would like to thank Ethel Koh Si Ying, my not-charming-at-all stalker, for consistently stalking me ever since last year. Apparently, she spent almost half of her life stalking me, which melts my heart greatly. Knowing that she wont get a chance to have sex with me, she still stalks me with loyalty. Not only has she been a hot and sexy stalker, she has also displayed mad stalk disease (because she laughed & laughed & laughed for no reason when I just stood infront of her doing nothing). Therefore, I would like to present her with the award of the Best (and only) Stalker of the century. With that, I end my speech here. Nevertheless, I would also like to kill the other stalker Chua Khai Qi as ETHEL IS MINE, RAWR, and I would also like to advise the butt of the Apple, Chia Wen Hui, to not fart in-case the Apple rots. Thank you. (:

I may blog abt today later. Or maybe not.