random memories :

#1
me : mummy. is outside food allowed? :D
mama : no. why?
me : mos burger opposite only leh. so tempting. ):
mama : why? what you want buy?
me : CORN SOUPP! :D
mama : duwan la! so small cup only but so ex.
me : it's MOS BURGER corn soup ma.
mama : i also can cook corn soup lor..
me : it's PROFESSIONAL corn soup. -.-
mama : NO. eat your noodle. and shaddup.
me : ...

#2
me : you bitch. :D
zul : -gives a veh kua zhang D: expression-
zul : no you didnt, you whore.
me : you slut.
zul : you bitchy slutty whore.
me : you slutty whorey bitch.
zul : you whorey bitchy slut.
me : you slutty bitchy whorey bitch slut whore. ok. cher call me le. byebye. ^^

#3
me : cher. i wear skirt leh. so i CANT DO THE ACTIVITY RIGHT? :D
cher : you wear shorts lor. i know.
me : I NEVER. -thinks : shit, how he know-
cher : you must be thinking how i know right?
me : O.O
cher : a girl, who has short term memory, and whose name is sarah, told me so.
me : -.- i did? SHIT LA. please please pretty pretty please cher. i duwan do the activity. T.T
cher : you wore shorts. so go do now. ^^
me : -.-

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